I felt like I was betrayed or that I failed as a Suju fan. I've always thought that Choi Si Won was born in Feb. 10, 1987. But what is this?!?!?! He's an Aries after all. I really didn't know that he's real birthday is on April 7, 1986. but what is this fake birthday for? to make him younger??? Haizt... i've been fooled. So there are 2 suju members who would be celebrating their bday this month... Eunhyukkie (04-04-1986..same as my birthdate... *yay! my long lost twin hyukkie* and Siwonnie (04-07-1986) Oh well... Happy Birthday to Us then!!! ^_^'

->an EHB episode 12 inspired story (...but the title is obviously So nyeo shi Dae inspired>>>LSS)

The Super Junior guys have just finished taping the second to the last episode of the exploration of the human body. And huge fuzz happened because of the unexpected pairing.

“Yah Hankyung sshi… we’re over” Heechul burst out right after the cameras went out.

“Huh? Heechul hyung, come on its just for the show…”

“I… don’t… care… How dare you kiss Ye Sung. I so hate you right now, Don’t talk to me.”

“Wait… Heechul hyung… wait.” Hankyung followed Heechul around but the latter did not even turn to him

Meanwhile…

“Kang In sshi… you perverted pedophile… How dare you kiss five guys in one day huh? Are you after for a world record or something. And to think that they are your dongsaengs. How dare you!” the furious Teukkie said.

“Hey, its not my fault that I was grouped with them. I never wanted to kiss them…especially Hyukkie.” Kang In said with a grin on his face that made Teukkie more enraged.

“Hah!? Especially Hyukkie?! You know what I think…I think you’ve insisted on kissing Hyukkie. It’s so obvious. Sungmin is the one who should kiss Hyukkie, that was the plan… but you… you… you pervert.” Teukkie flipped his hair before turning his back to Kang In who opted to stay in the pool cause he knows he’ll just waste his time explaining to Teukkie. So he thought…’what the heck.’

In the meantime…

“Yah, Sungmin-ah… what did you do to my Hyukkie’s face? Its all red and inflamed and look he is filled with rashes right now…” Donghae approached Sungmin.

“I don’t know. I just did what I had to do.” Sungmin replied.

“What?! You just did what you have to do?! You know he is allergic to any other lips except mine.”

Before Sungmin could reply, Kyuhyun joined in.

“Yah Donghae hyung, quit lecturing Sungminnie and start talking to your Hyukkie. He is the one who loved kissing Minnie. And it’s not my Sungmin’s fault that Hyukkie hyung’s face is all red with his disgusting rashes right now. ”

“What? Yah! Kyuhyun-ah! Jugule?!”

“Come on Donghae hyung, Its Hyukkie hyung’s fault. After kissing my Sungmin, he tried to experiment himself a bit and kissed Kang In hyung instead. I bet it’s Kang In hyung that made Hyukkie’s face swell like that.”

“Hey, don’t blame on other’s what Your Sungminnie did to My Hyukkie.”

DongHae and Kyuhyun’s argument went on and on. Eunhyuk and Sungmin decided not to join in and could only look at them from a far.

At the same time being…

Ryeowook and Yesung are by the pool splashing water at each other. Just like star cross lovers having a fine nice date together. They are… obviously… the only ones that were happy about the whole EHB episode because they don’t have to be parted from each other since they were on the same group.

“Ryeowook-ga… are you happy?”

“Ne…” Ryeowook replied as he gave out his sweetest smile to Yesung.

On the other hand…

Kibum approached one of the synchronized swimmers whom they had a contest with a while ago.

“Excuse me… can we have a round two?”

Girl: ^_^’

After a week…

“Hahaha… this is so funny… hahaha” Siwon couldn’t stop laughing that his tears started to flow and he is seriously getting deprived of air. It’s a picture of someone who just inhaled the amount of a 5 feet tank of laughing gas in his body.

“Hahah..hah…hah..aish… Hyung this is a great episode hahaha. Those were very nice kissing scenes… Bwahahaha. So fun! ^O^”

After 30 minutes, Siwon still hasn’t stop laughing.

“Donghae-ya get the baseball bat right now.” Heechul commanded and Donghae followed right away.

“Kyuhyun-ah, can you hand me my golf club please.” Teukkie ordered.

“Right away hyung…”

As the two had what they needed, the four drew near Siwon

“Yah! Siwon-ah, do you wish to perform with us in our concert huh? Or you want to sit with the audience instead since your other leg will be in cast by that time…” Heechul threatened Siwon with the baseball bat resting in his shoulders

“Siwonnie…” Teukkie in his sweetest voice, clutching the golf club and making a test swing… “You wanna die???”

Siwon: “A-a-niyo…” #_#

*>>END<<*

WANNA BET?!

Super Junior members KangIn, Hee Chul, Ki Bum, Ye Sung, Ryeo Wook, Sung Min, Dong Hae and Si Won just finished their interview from Arirang TV’s Showbiz Extra when the discussion of the bet was brought up.

“Hee Chul hyung… are you serious about that bet?” Ki Bum asked Hee Chul

“Yup. I’m dead serious. I’ll pay 10,000 won if Yesung’s cut isn’t edited out.”

“Why do you seem so confident hyung? Do you think Yesung hyung’s imitation was that bad.”

“Aish, Danghyunhaji.”

“But Hee Chul hyung, to whom are you gonna pay the money in case you lose?”

“Though I’m sure that’s not going to happen… I’ll give it to Yesung of course.”

“Yah… Hee Chul sshi… You said that. Don’t you dare back out. That’s your promise.”

“Araseo… I’ll even treat everyone to a nice dinner… and I’ll do the shopping in the weekend.”

“That’s a deal.”

October 23^rd, 2007

“Ryeo wook sshi… turn the TV on. Let’s watch Arirang’s Showbiz Extra.”

“So, it’s the day right? Hee Chul hyung, 10,000 won Right?” EunHyuk asked Hee Chul

“Yeah… bring it on.” Hee Chul responded confidently. “Uhmmm It’s not starting yet… Let me get something to eat first.” Hee Chul stood up and went to the kitchen.

“What are you watching hyung?” Kyuhyun came in to the living room.

“We’re watching Showbiz Extra. Remember the one I told you about Hee Chul betting 10,000 won for he said that my Yoon SeYun imitation will be edited out?”

“Yeah, I remember…”

“Today is the day…”

“ Yah, Kyuhyunnie, you want to bet too? I’m telling you… Yesung’s imitation was really bad. If I were you, come bet with me.” Hee Chul who was preparing snacks tempted Kyuhyun.

“Gwaenchana hyung… you know I’m still paying for my therapy and stuffs. So im kinda broke right now… Anyway… good luck!”

“Aigoo… if that’s what you want.” Hee chul disappointingly accepted Kyuhyun’s response.

“Hyung its on…” Dong Hae and Si won called out.

After about 15 minutes…

Everyone looked at Yesung…

“Yaaahhhh…” cheers have packed the whole house as everyone went wild.

“Waahh… Yesung sshi you won…” HanGeng excitedly reminded Yesung

“Hahaha… Hee Chul hyung, they even aired your bet… Hey, where’s Hee Chul hyung…” Shin Dong said as he looked for signs of Hee Chul.

Everyone felt silent as they look around the house for Hee chul

“Wai, HYUNG where are you?!?” Yesung shouted.

“Yesung sshi… down there.” Eeteuk was by the window pointing out at the street.

Hee chul was running at the street like a mad man refusing to believe his defeat.

“Yaaahh! Hyung, come back here… Give me my 10,000 won… yah! Hyung! KIM HEE CHUUUULLLL!”

A few days before the airing of the episode…

“What? 10,000 won? Was he serious about that?” Lee Soo Man founder of SM entertainment was surprised about this news.

“Yeah, I guess so sir.”

“Aigoo, that kid is really something.”

“What are we going to do about it sir?”

“Well, I have to teach that kid a lesson. Does he think that money is that easy to earn and he just waste it by betting or gambling.”

Tuut tuttt tuut tututut >>> Lee Soo Man dialing from his cellphone.

“Yeoboseyo?”

“Ne, Yeoboseyo? This is Lee Soo Man from SM Entertainment.”

“Ahhh yeah Mr. Lee, what can we do for you?”

“Well, about the appearance of my boys, Super Junior in your Star Focus segment. I heard there was something about showing my boys’ hidden talents.”

“Right sir, Yesung and Kang In actually did the imitations.”

“Yeah… well about Yesung’s imitation of Yoon Se yun…”

“Ahh yeah, uhmmm sir, don’t worry…we’ve Edited it Out.”

“Well, that’s why I called… I want you to arrange a few things about it to make it more interesting…”

And so the 23^rd of October passed without any signs of Kim Hee Chul

It’s the very first fanfic that I have written. I just suddenly decided to write about it after watching Real Story progamer which features Starcraft Progamers LECAF team. I just thought their story was funny.Feel free to comment about it. (…But I hope you’ll be considerate enough since its my first. Hehe.) Thanks! XD

“The Mysterious Underpants” Part 1

It has been a week since the guys have entered HYUNG's House and they are starting to adapt with their new crib…starting with Kim Hee Chul.

"Aigoo... Yeppeuda..." he mumbled as he looked at the mirror checking himself out "...such a pretty site. I feel like I’m in heaven with all these treasures.” Pointing at each and every two-way mirror around the house.

“You’re right Hyung. I can see my refined muscles here more clearly.” the half naked Si Won suddenly spoke while hardening his abdominal muscles and counting all the squares he could find in it.

On the other end of the house, Dong Hae, Eun Hyuk and Shin Dong were playing with the traditional Korean cards.

“Shin Dong Hyung, if you lose, you’re share of the chocopie will be ours for two weeks” said Dong Hae victoriously looking at Shin Dong.

Shindong who happens to eat almost half of the chocopie, appeared surprised and worried. “…What?!?… Why? Why my pudding?… Fine, Araseo. But if you lose, you two are not going to take a bath for three days.”

“It’s a deal…” Dong Hae answered with a triumphant smirk on his face. However, Eun hyuk felt uneasy to what Shin Dong wanted them to do.

“Dong Hae, are you sure that we can win… you know I have a problem with my… you know… my stinking feet…what if I get a smelly armpit too, I-I-If I’m not able to take a bath…” (Teukkie actually gave this idea about people that can get a smelly armpit because you have stinking feet.)

“Don’t worry about it, Okay. Just let me handle this.”

“Ok Cards down… 1 2 3”

“What the…” Dong Hae jumped into his feet looking both surprised and amazed.

“Hahaha…The scent of victory…” Shindong exclaimed and looked at DongHae and EunHyuk with devlish eyes. “…sooo 3 days… both of you won’t take a bath for 3 days… Haha…” the victor Shindong walks away while humming to the tune of Haengbok.

Dong Hae was still confused of what happened. “Aish…how did that happened? Aish… Huh? What?!?” Dong Hae turned around and saw Eun Hyuk fiery red and about to explode.

“O come on Hyukkie. You know they are the ones whose going to suffer for not letting you take a bath for three days…”

“What? Jugule???? You wanna die???” Eunhyuk advances while Donghae rushes off as if running on a marathon.

Meanwhile, Teukkie, KyuHyun, SungMin and Ki Bum are all in the kitchen. The first two are preparing their kimchi for dinner.

“Hyung, you’re really good at this. I can’t wait to have a taste of your kimchi.”

“Oh Kyuhyunnie, that’s sweet. You’re a great help too.” Teukkie responded

Sungmin choked as he hears these exchange of compliments(or what appears to be a sickening gag skit in a gag show) between their youngest and oldest member.

“Teukkie Hyung…” Ki bum called out. “…What time did these two slept last night?” He was talking about Yesung and Kang in who have been playing arm wrestling till six in the morning and are now resting their bodies at the sofa for five hours already.

“…I don’t know… KyuHyunnie, you have very good hands. You’re mixing the Kimchi very well. You must be truly gifted”

“Chinja? That’s because you are a great teacher Hyung” Kyuhyun admiringly answered Teukkie.

Sungmin about to puke for real “Ya ya yaah! Just cut it out you two!”

On the other hand, Hangeng and Ryeowook were outside by the pool completing their weekly task of filling up a huge tank with water just by using a bottle of mineral water as a dipper and a couple of pails.

“Hiyaish…What the hell are we doing? How are we going to fill up that humongous tank with this.” the all bones and all wet Ryeowook complained to Hangeng.

Hangeng who has always been patient reacted to Ryeowook’s complaint “Gwaenchana. We’ll be okay. We must complete this task. We can do this. Hwaiting!”

Suddenly…

“Housemates…” a mighty and authoritative voice called out. “…I need all of you to go to the confession room.”

Puzzled… everyone went to the confession room. Upon entering, they saw a blue box at the table.

“Housemates, I called for you because there is something I want to discuss with you…”

Every one turned serious except for KangIn and Yesung who were still yawning and seemed to have not yet grasped what big brother Hyung said.

“I found something in the bathroom last night…Hangeng open the box beside you and get the thing inside it.”

Hangeng followed big brother Hyung’s command and opened the box. He felt uneasy as he took out the thing inside it. Everyone looked at a blindingly shiny piece of cloth that Hangeng was holding. Everyone felt uncomfortable and about to burst into laughter at the same time.

“Ee Teuk, what do you think is that?”

“Uhmmm, I think it’s a pink shiny underpants, big brother Hyung.”

“You’re right EeTeuk. Now, I want to know who abandoned this poor, pink and shiny underpants in the bathroom last night?” Big brother hyung asked them in a calm voice.

Thinking about their reputation as idols and Korean representatives of Kpop…nobody dared to answer Big brother hyung’s million-dollar question. No one even dared to breathe for a while.

Then, Kyuhyunnie cleared his throat “urgh, Well… its pink…”

“What?!? Why the hell are you looking at me? That’s not mine.” Hee Chul answered defensively as the boys started to gaze at him suspiciously. “Aigoo, I do like pink… but I don’t really like shiny stuffs. Hell No!”

“Aish, come on spill it out. Who owns it?” Yesung shouted who all of a sudden become awake after seeing that shiny thing that roughly blinded his eyes.

“Okay…” Big brother hyung said “…I want you to figure out who owns the poor shiny thing and come back here until you know who the culprit is”

To be continued…

Korean Big Brother (Super Junior Edition)

“The Mysterious Underpants” Part 2

“Okay, how do we settle this?” EeTeuk who is the leader initiated the investigation.

“Before we do anything… Let me get this straight…” Everyone was all eyes and ears at Dong hae’s sudden remark.

“I really want to say this before we get into things… Teukkie hyung… I just want to know… (as if in a court or something.) Do you wear pink, shiny underpants???”

EeTeuk who looked grudgingly and disgusted at Donghae for awhile said “WHAT?! You kidding me? I don’t wear underpants… I only wear briefs okay…”

“Ah, Ok… We can start now. Hehe.. Just curious”

“But Teukkie hyung, I think you would look good in pink” Everyone was even more surprised with Kyu hyun’s remark.

“I know Kyuhyunnie. And you would look good in pink as well.”

Sungmin and the rest of the guys were now looking suspiciously at the two.

“Yah! what’s up with you two” Ki Bum burst out.

Awkwardness between Teukkie and Kyuhyun filled the room.

“Ya, we have a task here. We need to find who the hell abandoned his underpants in the bathroom.” Shindong reminded everyone.

“Ok, is this yours KangIn sshi? Is this yours?”

“Aniyo! That’s not mine. Not at all… Not mine. Nope” KangIn vigorously denied.

“How about you Yesung?” “Nope…It isn’t my kind of underpants.” and so Hangeng, Ki Bum and the rest denied it too.

“Maybe it’s big brother hyung’s underpants. Ill go ask him.” the muscle man Shi won courageously went to the confession room.

“Shiwon sshi… why are you here?”

“Uhmmm… big brother hyung… I just want to ask, if these underpants are yours?”

“Shiwon sshi…” in a calm voice. “its NOT mine.”

Shiwon rushed out of the confession room and went back to others.

“Aish, Im really confused. Big brother hyung said it wasn’t his.”

“Aigoo, I thought you’re smarter than all of us here. How can you think that big brother hyung owns that?! I don’t even think he ever went to the bathroom… or even take a second to pee, because he is always watching us.” Yesung told Shiwon

“Okay, so nobody wants to claim the ownership of this damn underpants. So what do we do with it.” Teukkie ask everyone.

“uhmm, hyung, why don’t we inspect each other’s spare underpants.” Eunhyuk proposed after recalling that each of them agreed to bring 7 pairs of underwear (one for each day). “If one is missing from their set, then he’s the one who owns that underpants”

“Yeah, lets do that…” Ki Bum agreed and so as the rest of the boys.

“Alright, we’ll start at the first bedroom. Shiwon, Ki Bum, Eun Hyuk, Donghae, Sungmin, Ryeowook spread out all your underwear.” Teukkie ordered them

The other remaining guys were all at the dining area.

“Yesung hyung, where did Kang In sshi go?” Shindong asked.

“Huh? Molla… I don’t know”

“Oh here he is. Kang In sshi, where did you go?” Hangeng said after he saw Kang in coming out of nowhere.

“Uhmm, I just went to the bathroom. You know… to answer the call of nature.”

About 15 minutes later…

“So what happened? Who’s the culprit” Yesung excitedly asked the first group.

“Nothing. Everyone has a complete set of underpants. Including the ones they are wearing now.” Ee Teuk disappointingly informed the others.

“So, the culprit maybe is from our group right Hyung?” Kyuhyun said addressing the question to EeTeuk.

“Yeah, that’s right. You’re really smart Kyuhyunnie”

Kyuhyun smiled widely showing off his brilliantly white and sparkling teeth. “Thanks Hyung.”

“Right, so its our underpants’ turn to be investigated. Let’s just get this over with. Cause, you know… I still need to dye my hair blonde right now” Hee Chul informed everyone.

After another fifteen minutes.

“Aish, Chinja…If it isn’t from our group then who the hell owns that underpants?”

“I really have no idea.”

“So what do we do with this?”

“Let’s just throw it away or better yet burn it. Nobody claims to own it anyway. And it really irritates my eyes” Hee Chul, who is now wearing sunglasses, suggested.

“What do you think, do you agree with Hee Chul sshi?” Teukkie asked everyone. “Let’s take a vote. Those who want to get rid of it, raise your hands” Everyone raises their hands, and Teukkie starts to count… 1,2,3… Well I think everyone wants to get rid of it. Ok, let’s inform Big brother Hyung what we have decided to do about it.”

At the confession room…`

“Big brother Hyung, nobody wants to claim ownership of the underpants.” spokesperson EeTeuk said

“So what will you do about it?”

“Big brother Hyung, we decided to just get rid of it. Maybe we can just burn it.”

“ Are you sure that’s what you wanted to do?”

“Yes, big brother hyung, we all have agreed to just burn it and end this chaos already.”

“Okay. I am giving you permission to burn that thing. But, I need you all to be considerate of what you leave behind and what you use in the bathroom. You are “the Korean representatives of Kpop” and I need you guys to be responsible and be aware of everything you do while you are staying here in my house. Do you get my point housemates? Is that clear?”

“Yes big brother hyung.” Everyone said at once.

At the activity area…

“Haisshh, I’m still thinking of who the culprit is? Who the hell would’ve forgotten his underpants?

“ Let’s just get over it. It is all ashes now anyway.”

“Yeah you’re right. Teukkie hyung… is our dinner ready?”

“Ne, its ready… let’s all eat.”

And so the chaos about the mysterious underpants ended there.

Flashback…

“uhmm, hyung, why don’t we inspect each other’s spare underpants.” Eunhyuk proposed after recalling that each of them agreed to bring 7 pairs of underwear (one for each day). “If one is missing from their set, then he’s the one who owns that underpants”

“Yeah, lets do that…” Ki Bum agreed and so as the rest of the boys.

“Alright, we’ll start at the first bedroom. Shiwon, Ki Bum, Eun Hyuk, Donghae, Sungmin, Ryeowook spread out all your underwear.” Teukkie ordered them

The other remaining guys were all at the dining area.

“Yesung hyung, where did Kang In sshi go?” Shindong asked.

At the bathroom…

“Aish… these pajamas are giving me a wedgie. But I can’t wear my underpants now… or else they’ll find out that I own those underpants. What will happen to my macho image if they find out about it. I cannot let that happen… I have to endure this.” Kang in thought to himself as he hold tightly on the underpants he had took off so that it will appear as if he has all of his underwear with him.

“Oh here he is. Kang In sshi, where did you go?” Hangeng said after he saw Kang in coming out of nowhere.

“Uhmm, I just went to the bathroom. You know… to answer the call of nature.”

In the bedroom…

Ok spread out all your underwear and count it. Let’s start with Kang In sshi…

“1,2,3…6… Im wearing the seventh.”

“Ok so Kang In’s underpants are complete.”

Kang In sigh’s “Haish, that was close… those were one of my favorites… But I have to protect my image first. Mianhae and annyeong my pink underpants. I will miss you...”

Late that night…

“(kang in moaning) huh…huh andwe… please don’t go away… my pink underpants please stay here… Nooooooo…”

Kang In woke up from his bad dream and saw every one staring at him with wide eyes…

“Yaish… KANG IN SSHHi!!!!” they all shouted.